James Guckert Brings his site Back Online
Writing by on Thursday, 24 of February , 2005 at 7:08 pm
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Well from the "To Good to be True" file, the man whore James Guckert aka Jeff Gannon has thrown common sense into the wind and reopened his jeffgannon.com. With the new catch phrase "So feared by the left they had to take me down" James dives into the world of faux-blogging.
As an aside, I say faux because one of the arts of blogging to open up your stories to comment, something James has not done. I suspect that Mr. Guckert is a little to dense to setup blogging software (His blog is a static site built in FrontPage), or is deafly afraid that opening his site up for comment will dent his reality.
He opens his site with the following diatribe,
I’Im baaaaaaack! If you thought I was going to slink away - then you don’t know much about me. Someone still has to battle the Left and now that I’ve emerged from the crucible, I’m stronger than before.Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the ‘dark side’ and expose the ‘corrupt Bush administration’ simply isn’t going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid.
Still, the last few weeks have been difficult for my family and my associates. To them I offer my apology and gratitude for their support.
In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won’t be discussing any of that stuff here.
Mr Guckert, we here on the left do not fear you, far from it. I personally laugh at you, I sometimes feel bad for you, because I suspect that are far too dumb to know you are being used, and far to egotistical to see the truth.
We also never had any expectation that you were "to go over to the ‘dark side’ and expose the ‘corrupt Bush administration’", we do not need you over here, your writing skills are poor at best (Mine are not much better, but them, I never claimed to be a journalist), and there is plenty of decent for Bush in cyberspace, your "services" are not needed.
I want to thank you for bring your page back online, it will make for a good laugh, and given how clueless you are, it is only a matter of time before you say something (else) you are going to regret.
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Comment by Anonymous
Made Thursday, 24 of February , 2005 at 8:26 pm
This Jeff Gannon stuff is all very amusing 
This Jeff Gannon stuff is all very amusing
Australian politics seems so much simpler!
Comment by Anonymous
Made Thursday, 24 of February , 2005 at 11:15 pm
Was anyone else struck by Gannon’s inability to articulate himse
Was anyone else struck by Gannon’s inability to articulate himself? Or by his (lack of) command of syntax? Perhaps he should have taken his two week journalism course twice.
Truly, his relaunched site is nothing short of a godsend.
Comment by Anonymous
Made Friday, 25 of February , 2005 at 4:28 pm
Jeff Gannon: Any Journalistic Background?After reading on Life i
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