Great Post from alicublog on Republican Debate
Writing by Marq on Wednesday, 16 of May , 2007 at 2:03 pm
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This is a great read from alicublog, about the last nights Republican debates. I sat a watched the damn thing, so this is dead on… I will post some, but go over to alicublog and read the rest.
McCAIN: We’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them blah blah blah. Iraqis are disappointing.
THOMPSON: I too believe Iraqis are disappointing.
ROMNEY: Iraqis should do what I say.
BROWNBACK: Iraqis and Democrats should do what I say.
GIULIANI: Democrats and Republicans should do what I say.
TANCREDO: I agree with Bush.
PAUL: I agree with Reagan.
HUNTER: The Iraqis agree with me.
HUCKABEE: Gotta get it right the first time, that’s the main thing. Wo ho, wo ho, wo ho, wo ho ho ho-o-o ho.
GILMORE: America, whattaya think about Iran?
Round two
ROMNEY: I won’t raise taxes.
McCAIN: Here’s a joke! (laughter)
HUCKABEE: Here’s a crazy idea, and a joke! (laughter)
GIULIANI: I cut taxes in New York, and they’re all commie bastards.
BROWNBACK: Biofuel will defeat Hugo Chavez.
THOMPSON: I did 1,900 vetoes, and I’ll cut into that useless agency, the Centers for Disease Control.
PAUL: I’ll cut everything.
GILMORE: I’m a conservative. You other guys, not so much.
HUNTER: Fuck China, help American businesses, especially war profiteers.
TANCREDO: I’ll cut everything too.
Round three
GILMORE: Giuliani loves abortion, Huckabee hearts taxes, Romney loves health care for God’s sake.
GIULIANI: Well, at least I’m not a liberal.
McCAIN: I was in Vietnam.
HUCKABEE: I actually cut taxes. I’m doggone good and I have a moniker.
ROMNEY: I hate the state I used to be governor of.
BROWNBACK: Yay Reagan, boo Mexicans.
THOMPSON: Yay stem cells, boo destroying embryos.
GIULIANI: Abortion? Goddamn New Yorkers. What could I do?
HUCKABEE: Giuliani celebrates death, I look for lost boy scouts.
BROWNBACK: If you’re raped, you should have a baby.
ROMNEY: I am recently and totally pro-life.
TANCREDO: I hate Mexicans. These guys love Mexicans.
McCAIN: Well, at least Mexicans aren’t Muslims.
ROMNEY: Mexicans shouldn’t get a special pathway. Or doorway. Citizenship! (applause)
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