Writing by Marq on Wednesday, 16 of May , 2007 at 2:03 pm
This is a great read from alicublog, about the last nights Republican debates. I sat a watched the damn thing, so this is dead on… I will post some, but go over to alicublog and read the rest.
McCAIN: We’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them blah blah blah. Iraqis are disappointing.
THOMPSON: I too believe Iraqis are disappointing.
ROMNEY: Iraqis should do what I say.
BROWNBACK: Iraqis and Democrats should do what I say.
GIULIANI: Democrats and Republicans should do what I say.
TANCREDO: I agree with Bush.
PAUL: I agree with Reagan.
HUNTER: The Iraqis agree with me.
HUCKABEE: Gotta get it right the first time, that’s the main thing. Wo ho, wo ho, wo ho, wo ho ho ho-o-o ho.
GILMORE: America, whattaya think about Iran?
Round two
ROMNEY: I won’t raise taxes.
McCAIN: Here’s a joke! (laughter)
HUCKABEE: Here’s a crazy idea, and a joke! (laughter)
GIULIANI: I cut taxes in New York, and they’re all commie bastards.
BROWNBACK: Biofuel will defeat Hugo Chavez.
THOMPSON: I did 1,900 vetoes, and I’ll cut into that useless agency, the Centers for Disease Control.
PAUL: I’ll cut everything.
GILMORE: I’m a conservative. You other guys, not so much.
HUNTER: Fuck China, help American businesses, especially war profiteers.
TANCREDO: I’ll cut everything too.
Round three
GILMORE: Giuliani loves abortion, Huckabee hearts taxes, Romney loves health care for God’s sake.
GIULIANI: Well, at least I’m not a liberal.
McCAIN: I was in Vietnam.
HUCKABEE: I actually cut taxes. I’m doggone good and I have a moniker.
ROMNEY: I hate the state I used to be governor of.
BROWNBACK: Yay Reagan, boo Mexicans.
THOMPSON: Yay stem cells, boo destroying embryos.
GIULIANI: Abortion? Goddamn New Yorkers. What could I do?
HUCKABEE: Giuliani celebrates death, I look for lost boy scouts.
BROWNBACK: If you’re raped, you should have a baby.
ROMNEY: I am recently and totally pro-life.
TANCREDO: I hate Mexicans. These guys love Mexicans.
McCAIN: Well, at least Mexicans aren’t Muslims.
ROMNEY: Mexicans shouldn’t get a special pathway. Or doorway. Citizenship! (applause)
Writing by on Monday, 26 of June , 2006 at 9:43 am
Hey the Crazy Evangelicals always see everything as a sign from god, so what does this mean?
A Elm tree uprooted itself and flung itself at the door step of the White House, could this tree be stopping ol’ George Bush from leaving the White House, or re-entering it? Could mother Earth be exacting her revenge on the President that has distroyed more of the enviroment than ever before. Or could it be a sign from god that she is not happy with him… If Bush acts like Bush, he will take the next 3 months off to recover and pray.
Writing by on Friday, 21 of April , 2006 at 9:57 pm
Rep. Jo Ann Emerson, of course, a Republican calls a constituent an “asshole” in a letter. Now keep in mind this letter was HAND signed by the congresswomen and had a personal note on it as well, it is not like this was just a computer form letter.
Now we called the congresswoman’s office, and here is what she had to say, “Who the F*ck are you and why the hell are you calling me you piece of sh*t.” I tried to explain who I was, she called me an asshole and told me something about having sexually relations with my dog, I think…
Writing by on Tuesday, 18 of April , 2006 at 8:57 am
Joe Lieberman’s best friend Colin McEnroe and AP Capitol Reporter, Susan Haighs, were on WITC’s Beyond the Headlines on Sunday and they explained why everyone should take Ned Lamont’s campaign very seriously. They also go into why Joe’s running scared and threatening to run as an independent (here’s a hint: it’s becasue there’s a VERY good sign that Lamont will beat him in the primary).
